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		<title>Problems Like Animals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=58&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tried to Tell you</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tried to tell you I love you but the words were hard to find. I&#8217;m always thinking about you you&#8217;re the only one on my mind. Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place. There were times [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=56&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Good One on Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2 The average man&#8217;s life consists of : Twenty years of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=55&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>True Colors</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=54&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday !</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas &#8211; no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=53&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Go Ahead..Drink &amp; Drive !</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>When God Meets Bureaucracy!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing at the hearing, God was asked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=49&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Logic !!!</title>
		<link>http://goodones.wordpress.com/2007/11/25/logic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After having failed his exam in &#8220;Logistics and Organization&#8221;, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student : &#8220;Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?&#8221; Professor : &#8220;Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!&#8221; Student : &#8220;Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=48&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kill Ego &amp; Save Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was an island , where all the feelings lived together . One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Every feeling boarded the boat . Only 1 feeling was left. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=47&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Expectations Expels</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A turtle family went on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings. Finally the Turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=goodones.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1022909&amp;post=46&amp;subd=goodones&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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